| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
|---|---|
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
Pinhegg, created by Francesco Capponi, is a pinhole camera crafted from an eggshell. The “camera” is only good for one shot and must be sacrificed in order to reveal the image.
Learn how to build your own Pinhegg here.
WOAH!!!! Holy Cats… I must MAKE this!
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THIS IS A COSPLAY?!
THIS IS THE BEST FREAKIN’ COSPLAY
EVER
I legitimately thought that was Benny when I saw it.
OhmyGatiss… May I marry this man?
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And still do… I also draw hair around the paper-punch holes.
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Anonymous asked: You're an amazing and beautiful person-- never forget it!
Dawwww fanks…. *shuffles feet whilst covering blushing cheeks with cold hands……*
Like seriously guys. Ok, so I went to a church retreat this weekend and had a GREAT time, and came back all ready to be completely forgiving and loving to my family, only to find that while I was gone, my parents went through my stuff and my computer. The esd blocked EVERYTHING (including tumblr and all my shows). He also set up an account with himself as admin on MY laptop, which /I/ paid for with MY money. Every time I do something where I have a great time, I end up with my parents making me feel like absolute shit. And it- just- ARG! Somebody….. just… omygolly. It;s not even like they have a reason. Yes, parents I’m standing on a street corner shooting heroin and get a 2.0 just because I watch Sherlock and blog about adorable guys. WHAT EVEN.
Luna!
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David Tennant what are you even part of this universe.
but, I love you.
One of the very few things I will instantly reblog every time probably.
I will always reblog this XD
Oh my Gallifrey…
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